Affion, you’re a FOOL for this one! LMAO! I know @LexAve is going to LOVE this.
“We gone hunt Chris Brown tonnnnight!”
When it comes to the Knowles sisters, it’s kinda hard to believe that Solange is actually Beyonce’s sister! Solange comes off as being more of a free spirit and is definitely less reserved. Anywhoo, I came across a lil’ interview Solange did with Blender which definitely shocked the sh*t out of me! All I kept saying to myself was, “OMG! Wait till Papa Knowles hears this…if he hasn’t already”. Who would’ve guessed that Miss SoL-Angel gets high and enjoys a tall glass of beer from time to time. Check out the excerpts below.
OK, so it’s a Friday night at 11 p.m. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, What the fuck?!What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved—last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”If we drug-tested you, what would we find?
I’ve got a song called “Champagne Chronic Nightcap.” That’s about as wild as it gets for me—that and the Coronas.Ever doubted your sexual orientation?
You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.
Solange is too funny! See, this is why I f*cks with her. Beyonce needs to be more like her lil’ sis and loosen up a bit!
Nowadays wearing weave is the “it” thing. Damn near every celebrity from Foxy to Beyonce rocks a weave piece. Well, for weavy wonder a.k.a Naomi Campbell, her infamous long flowing tracks are causing her ass to go bald! Peep this, shorty began losing her hair almost 15 years ago!
Now, Naomi was warned about the risks of wearing extensions, but she didn’t care as she ignored them. Hmm…I wonder if her ass cares now especially since she’s been sportin’ a receding hairline. According to fashion designer Huggy Ragnarsson,
“That’s been happening for a while. “The hair stylist Sam McKnight said to me in the ’90s, ‘She’d better be careful with those weaves, she’s going to lose her hair.”
Now we know why she’s never revealed her real hair, it’s cuz shorty doesn’t have any! Tyra, Foxy, Beyonce and the rest of the weavy bunch better ease up on the glue and thread if they don’t want to walk around looking like a bald Britney. In the meantime, check out some too funny pics of supermodel Naomi rocking those oldie but goodie Hammer pants at last night’s CFDA Fashion Awards. Let’s not even discuss Andre Leon Talley’s get-up…4 words “I Dream of Genie”. I’m saying was this a costume ball or something?!
“I don’t know why Sean Paul was giving me seizures…But as soon as the beat came on, it just triggered a seizure. I’d go somewhere and I’d be like, ‘Don’t play that song!’”
She later discovered that other songs, including Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girls,” could do the same. Talk about killer joints! Tired of living fear of dying, Stacey sought out Dr. Ashesh Mehta, a neurosurgeon and director of epilepsy surgery at the medical center to cure her. Seriously, I can’t go on with this story…as funny as it may sound it’s hella serious! I gotta admit Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and S.Kingston’s “Beautiful Girls” sometimes makes me wanna foam at the mouth! SOMEBODY, PLEASE STOP THE MUSIC, lol…
“We (black women) don’t like ourselves. If I were Hispanic, Usher would have the sexiest wife alive. If I were mixed, he’d have the sexiest wife alive. But he has a black girl, and it’s like, ‘She’s horrible and she’s ugly!’ “OK, maybe I don’t fit the cookie-cutter standard - 25 and a size two - but this is who he loves. There are women getting raped in Darfur, young girls being turned out every single day right here in Atlanta. We have bigger issues to worry about than two people in love with each other”.
Well I’m not black and I still don’t like her…maybe it has something to do with her shady ways and the fact she looks like a man. NOT THAT SHE’S DARK SKIN. And for all you readers out there, saying I’m quick to say dark skin women are ugly…ya obviously need to get a clue. There are a plethora of beautiful dark skin black women out there…like supermodel Alek Wek, Gabrielle Union, Foxy Brown, hell even India Aire. And yes I agree with Tameka, we do have bigger things to worry about. But the many U.S. folk care more about celebrities than the other important issues, it’s sad but true. So until then, we’re still gonna rip into Maneka.
