SOLANGE IS “STRICTLY DICKLY” & LOVES CORONA’S!

Author: J'More  //  Category: Funny, Things They Say

solangeknowles.jpgWhen it comes to the Knowles sisters, it’s kinda hard to believe that Solange is actually Beyonce’s sister! Solange comes off as being more of a free spirit and is definitely less reserved. Anywhoo, I came across a lil’ interview Solange did with Blender which definitely shocked the sh*t out of me! All I kept saying to myself was, “OMG! Wait till Papa Knowles hears this…if he hasn’t already”. Who would’ve guessed that Miss SoL-Angel gets high and enjoys a tall glass of beer from time to time. Check out the excerpts below.

OK, so it’s a Friday night at 11 p.m. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.

Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, What the fuck?!

What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.

You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved—last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”

If we drug-tested you, what would we find?
I’ve got a song called “Champagne Chronic Nightcap.” That’s about as wild as it gets for me—that and the Coronas.

Ever doubted your sexual orientation?
You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.

Solange is too funny! See, this is why I f*cks with her. Beyonce needs to be more like her lil’ sis and loosen up a bit!

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