JAY-Z IS HILARIOUS WHEN TALKING ABOUT BEYONCE…

“I actually created that dance [from 'Single Ladies'],” he deadpanned. “That was me again. [I said], ‘You should do this [the hand-wave motion],’ and she did it. I wouldn’t really tell anybody. It’s what you asked me, so I don’t want to make it seem like I’m making myself more important.”

Jay-Z remained in a jocular mood when Ross asked how he spent Valentine’s Day with Beyoncé. “Well, I’m not gonna tell you that,” he said after a pause. “I’ll give you a little bit of information. She was in Peru, and I was in Denver, on my way to here, and … it was very romantic. … Skype.”