THINGS THEY SAY: MARIAH’S ADVICE TO FEMALE CELEBS

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MiMi has a word of advice for Hollyweird’s young female starlets who make a pap’s day when they’re caught stepping out of a whip forgetting one major accessory…their panties! Unfortunately for them their “Britney’s” end up making the front page of newspapers and tabloids for the whole world to see! Thanks to Britney Spears and the rest of her white trash pack, this unsanitary act became somewhat of a “fashion trend”. Apparently, MiMi feels bad for these lil’ girls and has decided to give them a few pointers on how to avoid being exposed to the paparazzi’s lenses. She says,

“They (photographers) got me one time but at least I had underwear on. I was very thankful for that. You lead with the leg, place the hand down and then you’re up. Hopefully somebody is standing in front of you (and) then you proceed to walk.”

Now, MiMi also believes that these chicks should also consider what type of whip they’ll be hopping out of when they get dressed for a glitzy event, launch or premiere. She adds,

“You don’t want to be in an Escalade (SUV) in a teensy skirt – that’s not easy.”

Hold up is her way of admitting she walks out the crib commando?!Ughh…somebody please clean aisle 6! I just vomitted!

The Cannons threw a Halloween bash where they also celebrated their 6 month anniversary ast night at Marquee in NYC. I give it another 6 months and this marriage will be dunzo! As for the costumes, first they were firefighters and then had a costume change to Cookies & Milk. Peep more pics after the jump!

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