Each comes with one of three dresses, all designed to show off Michelle’s most famous physical trait. “Of course, all figures will have bare arms.”

“On more than one occasion, Barack tried not to look startled when some random woman in the crowd would grasp him firmly by the derriere — and sometimes try to hold on.”
After an appearance in Peoria, Ill., the future president slid into the back of his SUV, and allegedly said, “Jesus, I wish they’d stop grabbing my ass.” “Michelle, understandably was not amused,” Andersen writes. He quotes her as saying, “. . . I want to tell these women, ‘Back off. Get a life.’ It’s just embarrassing, that’s all.”

“I can’t even describe to you how I felt,” she told “Good Morning America” correspondent Robin Roberts after her performance. “I’m actually right now fighting back tears because it’s just so emotional. I’m just so proud of my country. There are just certain people in the world that God touches, and this man was born for this. And he was born to lead us, and I just feel so inspired and so proud.”
“I was thinking [about] all of the sacrifices Obama and his wife and his children have made, and at last he’s here,” she said, her voice wavering. “I’m sorry, I’m so embarrassed. I’m just so lucky to be a part of this history. It’s probably the most important day of my life, and I’m so grateful.”
Beyoncé told Roberts that Obama’s victory has changed her. “He makes me want to be smarter; he makes me want to bee more involved,” she said. “Honestly, of course, I’ve voted before, but I’ve never really watched the ceremonies. This is my first time being a part of it, and I’m here, and I’m singing! … I’m so overwhelmed, you know. I have chills!”