Here’s the clip I previously talked about of Hot 97’s Miss Jones confronting Bad Boy’s boy group Day 26. Why does Jonesy even care?? Is it me but doesn’t Jonesy sound like a straight up bird…I sense major Bitchassness in the studio! More HAM below…

Check out secret carpet munchers Kim Kardasshian and Audrey O’Day having some fun at fashion week in LA. What is it about these chicks loving to flash the paps…can’t they keep their clothes on?!

Where do I begin?? What’s with these magazine covers…I know Weezy ain’t much to look at, but couldn’t they get a better shot??

Somebody plz tell Janet’s troll to shave off that Freeway beard…not cute!

Memba Saaphyri from Flavor of Love and Charm School?? Well shorty’s got a new line of chapstick coming out called “Lip Chap”. From the looks of this commercial, seems like “Lip Chap” is meant for them other lips. Nah mean?? Maybe BET/VH1 will make it part of their late night commercial line-up?? We’ll see…

…Poor Aunt Viv looks in extreme pain as she attempts a wink at the paps. All those eye lift surgeries got her mug looking extra tight, bitch can’t even blink normally. That’s enough to quit the nip/tucks! And what’s going on with her Star Jones look-a-like sagging pancake boobs. Ewww…those puppies need a lift ASAP. Anywhoo check out Viv out & about with hot bitch Miss Jay at the Lacroix show in Paris yesterday. Trading 50 Cent for Miss Jay…major downgrade!
 Is it me or could Aunt Viv pass for Rihanna’s mom….same do, of course that mean forhead?!

So many of ya maybe wondering who’s that chick from Kanye’s “Flashing Lights” video. Turns out shorty jumped on the video scene thanks to her selling her funky panties on Ebay. Her scent was so intoxicating…even Kanye chased her down for his video. Yeah ok, I doubt any dude would hunt down “skidmark” thongs!
Shouts out to SOHH reporter, Danica!

Who the hell co-signed this rocking Coogi sweat suit? Coogi is now FUBU. I mean seriously…where do you find this mess?? Flava Flav & Snoop were spotted outside MTV’s studio yesterday…talk about a fool reunion. Jesus, please take the wheel!

I swear the more Jessica “Don’ Call Me Latina” Alba speaks…the more I dislike the chick! Though she’s known to be dimissive of her Mexican roots, the hollywood pregnant starlet covers the March issue of Latina Magazine and exclaims “I’m excited for my baby to be brown.” WTF?! BROWN?!? She couldn’t think of anything smarter to say than this mess??? Read On…

Jessica on her reluctance to walk the red carpet at Latin events: “I’ll support those shows, but I can’t go on the press lines and have people make me feel bad about myself. Life is too short. I can’t change how I grew up, and I shouldn’t have to apologize for it. I know I feel close to the Latin community, because that’s what I grew up with.”

Jessica on claims that she’s proud to have cut loose from her Mexican roots: “I never said that. Cut loose from what? What the hell are they talking about? Why would I want to cut loose from the only family I know?”

Jessica on being accepted for who she is in Hollywood: “I was always trying to figure out: How the hell am I going to be mainstream? How are people going to accept me? When are the going to get a clue that I am American, that this is what America looks like–people like me who are mixed, have different blood, mixed with different ethnicities? When are the people who are hiring for these jobs and writing these screenplays going to realize that?”

Jessica is a total hypocrite. A year ago, she wouldn’t be caught dead saying this! Now that she & Cash are having a baby…she’s adamant about maintaining her child’s biracial heritage by only speaking Spanish to the kid. IS SHE SERIOUS?!! WHY NOW IS SHE CLAIMING HER LATINA ROOTS. It really irks me when these actors/actress reach Hollywood status they’re quick to drop their heritage (i.e. Cameron Diaz, Charlie Sheen (aka Charlie Esteves) and the list goes on. Surely, her baby daddy, Cash Warren, denies his Black roots. I’M OUT!