STR8 TALK: NAS OFFICIALLY SINGLE, LADIES LINE UP!

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It’s officially over for what used to be Hip-hop’s royal couple, Nas and Kelis. Their four year marriage has finally come to an end and we’re pretty sure both parties are relieved that it’s over. So ladies what does this mean for you?! Well, you now have a chance at throwing some booty over Nas’ way. But, don’t get it twisted just ’cause Kelis is no longer Mrs. Jones, don’t expect Nas to wife up or knock up any chicks any time soon.

But for those groupies looking to bag Nasty Nas please keep this in mind…

5. YOUR OOCHIE WALLY GOTTA BANG-BANG!- You gotta be a brave girl ready and willing to do your thing.

4. YOU GOTTA THROW IT LIKE A STALLION- Who knows, you just might wind up wearing his  medallion.

3. YOU GOTTA HELP HIM TRY TO “RULE THE WORLD”- Help him open every cell in Attica and help send all those n*ggas back to Africa.

2. YOU GOTTA HELP HIM STACK UP HIS PAPER- Cause money is Nas’ “main” bitch ’cause she keeps a n*gga rich.

1. YOU GOTTA KNOW THAT “HE IS THE TRUEST”- Be able to name a rapper that he ain’t influence.

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