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KARRINE “SUPERHEAD” STEFFANS BACK WITH NEW BOOK!

Cola Janneti — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 13:00:54 +0000

Looks like Karrine “Superhead” Steffans is done exposing rappers and is more focused on teaching the ladies how to unleash their inner “Superhead” in the bedroom. The famed video vixen is dropping her fourth book, titled SatisFaction: Erotic Fantasies for the Advanced & Adventurous Couple, which according to her is a work of “faction”, a titillating blend of fact and fiction. Each chapter explores and exposes the seedy underbelly of erotic fantasies and fascinations, then provides examples of how to bring each tantric desire to life. “SatisFaction: Erotic Fantasies for the Advanced & Adventurous Couple” is slated for an August 2011 release.

Damn, Superhead is still on her grind! Can’t say porn and videos aren’t a stepping stone for any career choice. If ya ask me, Kat Stacks could learn a thing or two from her.

LADY GAGA SPEAKS ON HER “MEAT” DRESS!!

Cola Janneti — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 18:49:02 +0000

In true Lady Gaga fashion, she managed to gross us out yet again at the MTV VMAs…this time for ensemble of choice…MEAT! Not sure why, but her outfit was definitely meaty…
Gaga told Popcrunch:

“Well, it is certainly no disrespect to anyone that is vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I am the most judgement-free human being on the earth. However, it has many interpretations. For me this evening, if we don’t stand up for what we believe in and if we don’t fight for our rights pretty soon, we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on own bones. And, I am not a piece of meat.”

Gives a whole new meaning to meat on her bones…ewww.

STR8 TALK: FOXY BROWN, EXPLAIN THE F*CKERY?!

LexAve — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:48:40 +0000

Words by Zunnania

Okay! What is the deal with Foxy Brown? I’m just so confused! How should I start this post?… probably from the beginning. Like many of you, I loved her the moment Foxy Boogie Brown came out! Loved her fake Jamaican accent songs! Loved “The Firm” collaboration. Loved that Jay-Z loved her. Loved that she came from Brooklyn. Loved that I knew people- that new people- that knew her. Foxy, unlike Kim (who I also love) was real and accessible. It felt like, I could have gone to school with someone like that. She was in a sense, “The Girl Next Door” or rather, “The Girl Down The Block”. I’m even inclined to believe that she possibly wrote some of her lyrics. To me, she could have been the next Queen Latifiah… okay wait; maybe I’ve gone too far! But, she could have at least been the next Eve. Acting career, makeup endorsements, and Ill Na Na fashion line! Some call her a bird, but she’s a bird that has staying power. Or rather, she HAD staying power. Now foxy is -dare I say it- on her way out. Out, like Charlie. Out, like Amil-lion! Instead of making raps, diss tracks, mixtapes… or attacking Nicki Minaj for the pr, she has:

Earned 80 Hours of community service for spitting on two hotel workers in ’97

Pulled a Whitney, Britney and Lindsay, going in and out of rehab in 2000

Crashed a Range Rover in Flatbush (yes Flatbush, that’s why I love her) Brooklyn, and thus arrested for driving without a license in the same year (2000)

Banned from Jamaica after she tried to evade a body search at the airport and punched a policewoman in the stomach in 2002

Pulled a Naomi by attacking two manicurists over 20 dollars. Received 3 years of probation and ordered to take anger management.
After expecting female rapper Jacki-O to bow down to Fox, a fight broke out at a radio station in Miami.
We all felt bad (well at least I did) when Foxy loss her hearing in 2005. But, then she assaulted a beauty supply store employee and plead guilty in 2007, and followed that up with throwing a Blackberry at a neighbor and almost running over a stroller with a BABY in it! A BABY in it!

Then sent to jail in ‘O7 for violating her probation, got into a prison fight, cursed out the correction officers and sent to solitary confinement.

Now, I can’t really blame her for any of what happened in jail, because that is my strategy if I ever get locked up.
I know there are two sides to every story and if someone comb through our lives with a microscope, we would all seem like we need to be locked up in an insane asylum. BUT, when you are famous you have access to not only money, but also the best pr and marketing agents in the world. Your team of experts would be able to spin whatever craziness into a justified and somewhat relate-able story. And even if the world doesn’t buy it-your fans will. Now as I stated in the beginning of the post, I’m a fan! And I’m not buying it! It has been two years since she’s been out of jail. But recently (July 22, 2010), Foxy decided to visit her arch-enemy (who already had a order of protection on her) and according to reports cursed her out and even mooned her. Out on $5,000 bail, Foxy just preformed at BB Kings. To which she attested to in court this morning by telling the judge and the entire courtroom:
“We just had a sold out concert at BB King’s,” she added. “LeBron James couldn’t make it, but I’m here.”

We’ll what other “great” antics Ms. Inga will pull before her next court date scheduled for January 28, 2011.

As far as her performance at BB Kings, I have one thing to say…what the hell is she wearing?!!!! Realtalk, I love me some Foxy, but she needs to lay low for a bit, fire the people on her team including her stylist and PR, and develop a comeback strategy. Idk, do something…

I’m just disappointed and confused, can someone explain? Foxy where you at?!

50 CENT DROPS 50 POUNDS…WTF?!

LexAve — Thu, 27 May 2010 15:49:26 +0000

Yesterday 50 Cent released new shocking photos of himself where he’s 50 pounds lighter from his regular weight of 214 pounds. All this drastic weight loss for his role in the new film “Things Fall Apart.” According to the NYDailynews,

For Mario Van Peebles’ “Thing Fall Apart,” the rapper dropped an astonishing 50 pounds to play a football player who has been diagnosed with cancer.

Normally tipping the scales at 214 pounds, 50 Cent released a photo of himself this week at a frail 160.
The “Strong Enough” singer says he lost the weight by going on a liquid diet and spending three hours a day on the treadmill for nine weeks.

“I was starving,” 50 Cent revealed on his official Web site, thisis50.com. But on the eve of his “The Invitation” tour, the thespian has been gorging.

But don’t fret! Curtis will be back to his sexy bulky self in no time. Aside from dropping all that weight, 50 Cent has also removed his arm tattoos for “Fall Apart” and his other movie project, “Twelve,” which co-stars Chace Crawford.

“It cuts down on the amount of time I have to spend in makeup covering them up,” he told People.com, adding that he will keep his back tattoo.

WOW! Curtis is really taking this acting thing seriously…glad to see he’s tapping into other areas, ’cause the music thing just might’ve run its course. #imjustsayin

RIHANNA FOLLOWS 50 CENT’S LEAD…PAID TO DO NOTHING!

J'More — Mon, 10 May 2010 12:00:33 +0000

Rihanna goes “hard” ’cause she’s a hustla! A while back rapper 50 Cent who was paid thousands to say “Hey” to clubgoers at a UK nightclub, well following in the rapper’s footsteps Rihanna did the same–minus having to open her mouth. According to UK’s Daily Mirror, the same stupid club paid the “Good Girl Gone Rated R” thousands just to sit and look pretty in their VIP area for an hour. Although RiRi wasn’t paid as much as 50 Cent, she still got a hefty amount–$45,000 to be exact! And of course RiRi didn’t turn down the green especially since she didn’t have to do anything to get it. Following her performance at the city’s Liverpool Echo Arena, RiRi headed to the club to collect her bread. So this club has to pay celebs to party in order to pull in a crowd?! SMH

Peep the pics of RiRi in the club…

Is Rihanna really worth that much?! Bad enough the bish can’t sing and she damn sure can’t dance…why not make her a$$ work for the money eh?

KERI HILSON F*UCKS UP THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!

J'More — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:59:37 +0000

Yesterday, Georgia peach Keri Hilson sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” at the Atlanta Hawks vs. Los Angeles Lakers game and straight up butchered the sh*t out of it! Bad enough she didn’t know the words, but could’ve at least made sure her vocals were tight.

Peep the video…

Fresh out of house arrest T.I. made his debut at the game and was joined by fellow ATL natives Monica, Young Jeezy, and Bobby Valentino.

FROM THE TWEETS: BRANDY SINGS FROM HER BATHROOM…

LexAve — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:49:48 +0000

Is Brandy the latest celebrity desperate for some comeback shine? Over the weekend, the former child star soon to be reality star tweeted a link to her latest bathroom singing session…”At Last”.

Just in case you didn’t know, this isn’t the first time Brandy took it to youtube for her bathroom sessions…see her old videos HERE. really Brandy? Really?!
There’s no denying Brandy’s still got it…but she’s gonna need a lil’ extra + a hit to make it happen!

DID JAY-Z DISS JESUS ON “EMPIRE STATE OF MIND”?! THIS BROTHA SEEMS TO THINK SO…

J'More — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:27:06 +0000

While browsing the net, I happened to stumble across this video of some random guy going off on a rant about Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind” lyrics. According to this cat, Jay-Z disses Jesus Christ in “Empire State of Mind” and ladies and gentlemen– he’s appalled. WTF?! First, they speculated Jay’s part of a secret society, then they even went as far as claiming that he’s a devil worshipper, but now alleging that he dissed Jesus Christ takes the cake! Seriously, give me a damn break! People need to stop over analyzing his lyrics…it’s just a damn song! And if Jay-Z is dissing Jesus, this is America where he’s awarded the same rights to free speech as any other Christ loving citizen in this country is. Here’s the line in question that has this guy all worked up:

“And Jesus can’t save you/Life starts when the church ends.”

So is Jay-Z really the Anti-Christ? Speak on it!

CLUBBERS GET A$$ BEAT AT JAY-Z’S 40/40 CLUB…MUST SEE THIS!

J'More — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:29:48 +0000

This past Saturday, things got really live at Jay-Z’s 40/40 club in Atlantic City, NJ and I’m not talking about what was taking place inside, but rather the brutal beatdown that occurred outside the trendy spot. Apparently, Tyrell Durant and his friend Leonard Clark came down to Atlantic City to celebrate and get wasted…well not exactly. But, you get the point. However, the two later found themselves battered and bruised resulting from a bloody scuffle with club bouncers.

“We came down to Atlantic City to have a good time, not to have the crap beat out of us,” Durant told The Associated Press on Monday. “We did not do anything to deserve this.” Durant said he and Clark, 25, also of Neptune, were at 40/40 to celebrate Clark’s birthday. Clark was at the bar, having just ordered a $15 plate of chicken, when a bouncer who had just ejected someone else from the club told him to move, Durant said. Clark protested, saying he was waiting for his food, and a bouncer began escorting him from the club, Durant said. Durant said he followed Clark, asking why he was being ejected. He said security grabbed him and led the two of them down a steep staircase where Durant felt like he was about to fall and grabbed the closest person to him to keep his balance.

While both alleged victims claim they absolutely did nothing wrong, they were charged with disorderly conduct and released pending a December 11^th court date. An ambulance was called for Durant, who said he was sprayed in the face by a fire extinguisher and claims that the goons bouncers stole his watch and some of his bread. DAMN! Jay-Z was not present when the beatdown took place.

It looks like the bouncers should’ve been the ones who were charged with disorderly conduct ’cause they definitely took things a lil’ bit too far (Jay-Z voice). Seriously, was it really necessary that six burly niccas were called on to control two guys? I don’t think so!

MILEY CYRUS GOES IN ON JAY-Z…WTF?!

J'More — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:38:02 +0000

Looks like Miley Cryus has something against Jay-Z. In a recent interview when asked what Jay-Z song she was referring to in her chart topping hit, “Party In The USA”, she replied,

“I don’t know, I didn’t write the song. I picked the song because I needed something to go with my clothing line and I didn’t write it.”

Then Miley goes on to claim that she’s never ever heard Jay-Z’s songs. She adds,

“I don’t listen to ‘pop’ music and it’s not even my style of music.”

But, wait the dissing just doesn’t stop there! When asked if she would ever remake her father’s one hit wonder track “Achy Breaky Heart” she said,

“No. No thank you. That’s like covering a Jay-Z song; it’s never going to happen.”

So what did Jay-Z do to lil’ Ms. Hannah Montana to make her dumb ass come out of her face like that?! LMAO @ “I don’t listen to ‘pop’ music.” Hold up, last time I checked she’s a bubble gum pop star! Looks like Ms. Cyrus isn’t too bright either ’cause if she was she would’ve known that Jay-Z’s music is categorized under Hip-hop! Here’s a word of advice Miley…you really don’t want it Hov. Nooo!