I can’t believe Chris Brown walked away scot-free yesterday for whoopin’ Rihanna’s ass back in February! Ike Jr. copped a plea and was sentenced to 180 days of community service which he will be doing back home in Virginia. Although, Rihanna was subpoenaed to testify, her presence wasn’t really necessary. The judge presiding over the case issued a five-year “stay away” order to Chris. According to Rihanna’s lawyer, Donald Etra, RiRi didn’t think that the “stay away” order was necessary. Hmm…does RiRi still want to be with Chris?! You may remember that the ex-love birds reunited at Diddy’s crib a while back even though Rihanna was granted an order of protection?! Well, now they are required by law to keep their distance. Chris cannot contact Rihanna at all…not even to say “What’s Up?”! Now, if Rihanna were to even holla at Chris it would be considered a violation on his part, punishable by law. So, even if Chris and Rihanna were to both appear at an event, Chris is required to stay at least 10 yards away from her. Had the case gone to trial, Chris’ ass would’ve faced up to four years and eight months in prison. Chris is also required to enroll in a domestic-abuse program.

POP THE HOOD FOR COURTROOM FOOTAGE!

I thought the media wasn’t allowed in the courtroom?!