“I heard ‘Black & Yellow’ on the radio and I just started playing around with the words after I had seen some sh*t on TV with Amber Rose telling somebody to open her door like she was worth something. I just fell out laughing and started repeating wack and yellow, wack and yellow. A n*gga like me, as soon as I say something I feel is catchy, I immediately go to the board and record.”

I met Ray J in Orlando. He came down to Florida because he was promoting supposedly his reality show, and the club that brought him brings a different celebrity each weekend.
So that day comes and me and my girls decide to go to the club with the intention of getting to see if we could at least get a picture of him and even better if we get a picture of us with him lol. So to make the story short me and my girl go to the club. And we see Ray j in the VIP with some other dudes and like A LOT of females. So me and my girl were looking pretty decent and we were trying to get one of the dudes that was in the VIP attention, so dude notices my girl. They make eye contact and he tells her to come up to the VIP and he tells the bouncer to let me and my girl in.

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So we get there and we were excited I had my camera ready and everything. Dude that got us in VIP starts flirting with my girl and they ended up switching phone numbers, and he told her that he was gonna hit her up for the after party.
Ray J and his crew left pretty early I’m sure it wasn’t even 1 am when they left; talking about Ray J was tired (which he did look tired though). So like at 2 am my girl gets a phone call and the dude tells her that we should head that way, and my girl was like that way??? His like come to the hotel girl we got alcohol and everything. So she pulls me aside and tells me what happened. We left kinda early [and] I was kinda mad because I had met this fine ass dude, and didn’t even give him my phone number. Finally we get to the hotel and she calls and he gives her the room number. When we get there they were staying at this bomb-ass suite I mean them dudes had everything champagne, weed u name it, So my girl start smoking weed with the dude, and I get mad because when that girl smokes she don’t know how to act seriously she a trip, so I’m sitting their watching her act like a straight fool with no damn sense, and like probably 15 or 20 min later, we see somebody walking in the room with a bag of McDonalds and it was Ray J. I was frozen lol I’ve never seen a celebrity in my life (I’m so country). So he come in and he introduces his self and he was like damn yall should have told me yall gonna have company and they were like naawww they coo they coo…and he like aight. So he sits there next to me and starts eating and he’s like u wanna bite? And I’m like naa thank u though, his like u staring hard at these fries ma (I really wasn’t) then he looked at me from head to toes and he was like damn u thick what are you? So I tell him I’m half Brazilian half Mexican and he was like I dig that I dig that! He start asking me if I had a man and I’m like nah I ain’t got time for all that. Well we were small talkin’. So my friend leaves with the dude to a bed and yall know what they were doing I mean! I ain’t gonna lie we was getting horny from the noise, and he (Ray J) is not ugly just VERY SKINNY! Oh well one thing leads to another and his starts talking about he is so tired and ask me for a massage (I HATE GIVING MASSAGES) so I gave in and start massaging his back pretty hard lol. So he was like making noises (like it hurt) then he turns around and is like girl I’ma teach u how to give massages so he starts massaging my shoulders and down to my back (I was going with the flow I was horny ass hell) and lastly massaging my butt. Then he starts kissing my neck and puts his hand down my dress and starts fingering me, his like damn u wet. Lol I start speaking in Portuguese to him cause I know men like that lol its pretty funny. He was hard so we were laying on the couch. He tells me to get naked and I’m like I’m shy lol..He’s like no u ain’t come on do that for daddy (I thought that was kinda whack). So I did it and his like damn u sexy talking all this crazy talk that men do when they horny he starts kissing me all over and then my nipples and rubbing my clit I mean I was in ecstasy lol! So his like come sit on it! Dude didn’t have a condom on I don’t know why the hell I did it. I mean his dick wasn’t that thick but it was very long I was just on top of him it was pretty fast probably like 5 minutes I mean that’s cool because in the back of my head I was thinking that he didn’t have a condom on. I was relief when he pulled out but still. Well when we was done my girl and the dude were naked and chillin’. Ray J was like do u need anything??? Food?? Money?? Anything to drink? I’m like money?!? No I’m good thank you.. (in my mind I was thinking only prostitutes ask for money bitch!). Well the two more hours we were there he was gassing me that he was gonna make me a model and all this blah blah blah we finally leave and we exchange phone numbers.
The next day I had to go to work pretty early and I don’t take my phone with me because they be stealing sh*t. So when I got home I had like 4 missed calls from him. I called him back and he said he called me to say bye because he was going back to LA (I thought that was pretty sweet lol).
Well we have talked a couple times but since I’m not American my ass is back home can he call me? Would I do it again??? Umm I gotta go to the doctor and check for STDs if I’m clean I’ll for sure do it.
And yes I got my picture with him

Via Tales From A Groupie

“Over the weekend me and my girls were in LA for the bet awards. I’m originally from the bay area (Oakland to be exact) anyways, I had been working and saving the last few months to get orchestra seats at the bet awards, and a bangin ass Tory Burch dress. (mission accomplished) ANYWAYS I’ve been gettin on twitter a lot, twitting with bow wow, yung berg, spec of pretty ricky and last but not least SOULJA BOY. Though before the awards I never met them in person just twitted with them, but thought nothing of it. Everyone who’s on twitter, knows all the names I just mentioned wont even give you the time of day if your not a pretty girl. Me myself, I’m not conceited but I have heard it a few times or more. I’m black and Japanese, and boys usually dig that. So fast forward, I was talking to SB through a DM (direct message) and telling him how I had plans to got to the awards with my girls and live it up like celebs. He told me, to holla at him when I touch down Friday and MAYBE we can hook up if he has some time. So I was juiced. He didn’t give me his number, he just expected me to hit him on twitter, since he be on it all the time. So I did, it was around 2:30am when I signed on to twitter me and my cousin just got in from rollin around gettin into sh*t. I sent him a DM at exactly 2:45am and got a reply from him at 3:15, asking me to take a cab to where he was staying. So I obliged.”

“FAST FORWARD, I get there. One of his boys opens the door, it seems like they had just got in because they were all fully dressed. So SB and me went to his suite, we talked for a minute, it was a little awkward, because he met me off of “TWITTER” but we made conversation and it was coo. So after all that talkin we finally started kissing. and tasted so sweet. He’s a nibbler. He was kissing my neck my lips and licking my ear! That’s my spot!
So I started kissing him all on his neck, lifted up his t-shirt and started kissing his abs all the way down till I got to his belt buckle. I looked up at him, and he told me “we ain’t gotta do this if you don’t want to” but I wanted to!! I was horny as f*ck by then. And by the bulge I seen… he ain’t to be played with. So I unbuckled his pants, and took his pretty, smooth caramel d*ck out his pants and got to work. Licking, sucking, slobbering all over it! It tasted damn good too. And I really ain’t into suckin anybody’s d*ck, celeb or not but his was a different story. So after he came on my tits he told me to take my clothes off. He LOVES head so he tells me to suck it while gettin on top in a 69 position.. I couldn’t believe he was about to eat the p*ssy. But I hopped on top anyways. and he went to WORK. Had a bitch running. And he likes to talk dirty and make his tongue stiff and stick it deep in your p*ssy hole. I came after like 20 minutes of head. But then he had me beggin for the d*ck. So I got on top, rode him. … He loved that. We did it missionary; he hit it from the back. We did it all! Took a shower and I was out of there by 7am the next morning. I haven’t talk to him on twitter… he hasn’t DM’D me and I haven’t messaged him. Would I do it again? Hell yeah, I want him to taste this p*ssy again he need to lemme know when he get back to the bay! Lol. But that experience was wonderful, I wouldn’t trade it for the world!”

I really find this ish hard to believe…but it’s funny as hell!

Via: Tales From A Groupie

Jim Jones came to my city on a tour with another rapper. I went to the show with my sister and a couple of our friends. I was a lil intoxicated and ended up losing everybody I was with. On some ol’ humbug type shit, I just really asked one of the security guards if I could go backstage….my outfit was pretty hot (lol). I was backstage just walking around and stumbled upon Jimmy and Freaky Zeaky, Jimmy asks me “what I was doing” so me I play the dumb role and was like ” I lost my sister”, you know the damsel in distress, lol. He asked me to come and chill with them, I’m like “you sure?” He like “yeah”, so I’m in there and next thing you know he pulls out some money and I must admit he was holding that night so I’m like “can I have some?”

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He like “what you gonna give me?” I’m like “whatever baby” so he cash’s me out and we are fucking on a table, he just bent me over the table and hit it from the back for like 5 mins, and then put me on my back with one leg on his shoulder(while his dude is watching).It was alright though….you will not believe this guy put his finger in my ass!!!!!!!! I wasn’t feeling that at all but hey its his dime. I must admit he’s a sweaty muthafucka and he was talking shit too like ” you like this bitch” I must admit I kinda liked it…the talking not the sex cause my butt was sore for a couple days!!!! I thought that he gave me like $600.00 but it was more like five something, tell you the truth though…I would have let him get it for free,lol. If he wasn’t sweating so much I think it would have been better. Sweaty Ass!!

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