STR8NYC.COM » Funny Shit http://str8nyc.com A lil' bit Hood with a lot of Hollywood Good! Fri, 30 Sep 2011 03:50:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 STR8 SNITCHIN’: MARIAH CAREY IS HUMPTY DUMPTY?! http://str8nyc.com/2010/09/27/str8-snitchin-mariah-carey-is-humpty-dumpty/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/09/27/str8-snitchin-mariah-carey-is-humpty-dumpty/#comments Mon, 27 Sep 2010 20:59:29 +0000 LexAve http://str8nyc.com/?p=41894 Tweet

Mariah Carey recently hit up Singapore GP for a concert and while signing “Make It Happen”, the rumored pregnant diva took a tumble but kept the showing going. Check out as MiMi’s stage assistants try to remove her shoes as she sings to her fans.


I love how it takes 7 people to help her out her heels. True Diva to the fullest!

And as for the preggo rumors, dead that! That’s not baby fat…that’s all bacon!

Here’s the animated Mariah Carey…aka Humpty Dumpty.


1935-ComiColor Cartoons – Humpty Dumpty
Uploaded by iToons. – Sitcom, sketch, and standup comedy videos.

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/09/27/str8-snitchin-mariah-carey-is-humpty-dumpty/feed/ 1 KANYE WEST RETURNS TO THE CLEVELAND SHOW http://str8nyc.com/2010/09/27/kanye-west-returns-to-the-cleveland-show/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/09/27/kanye-west-returns-to-the-cleveland-show/#comments Mon, 27 Sep 2010 18:03:27 +0000 Cola Janneti http://str8nyc.com/?p=41878 Tweet

Check out Mr. Louis Vutton Don re-animated for the season premiere of Fox’s “The Cleveland Show” as his rapper alter-ego Kenny West. In this episode, Cleveland helps Kenny West pen his inspirational track “Be-Cleve in Yourself.” PURE COMEDY!

“Not long ago, I was lower than Lohan/ No plan, a lost man, raising my little girl in a Cadillac Brougham.”

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/09/27/kanye-west-returns-to-the-cleveland-show/feed/ 0 STR8 JOKES! HOW TO KEEP A MAN FROM CHEATING… http://str8nyc.com/2010/08/20/str8-jokes-how-to-keep-a-man-from-cheating/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/08/20/str8-jokes-how-to-keep-a-man-from-cheating/#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:19:49 +0000 LexAve http://str8nyc.com/?p=41451 Tweet

Ladies if you’re wondering how to keep your man from cheating…here’s some hilarious but insightful advice from some youtube guy that sorta looks like Yung Berg. Pay close attention!


“Add some glitter or something to that shit…”
I’m so mad I sent this to my co-worker and he was taking notes! ROFTL!

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/08/20/str8-jokes-how-to-keep-a-man-from-cheating/feed/ 4 AFFION CROCKETT SPOOFS DRAKE (FREESTYLE) http://str8nyc.com/2010/07/15/affion-crockett-spoofs-drake-freestyle/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/07/15/affion-crockett-spoofs-drake-freestyle/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:14:11 +0000 LexAve http://str8nyc.com/?p=40789 Tweet

Comedian and youtube sensation Affion Crockett does it again…this time he spoofs Drake’s freestyle on Tim Westwoodtv show. Let me not even try to explain this…just pure comedy. Straight up ROTFL material!


HILARIOUS!

But since when do rappers have to make sense when they make cents….
Off the top of my brainberry….lol @tim westwood
He’s tickling my? brain balls!!..lol? tim @ tim westwood

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/07/15/affion-crockett-spoofs-drake-freestyle/feed/ 1 IN CASE U MISSED IT: RIHANNA TAKES A TUMBLE ON STAGE THEN PULLS A DIDDY AT THE CLUB… http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/12/in-case-u-missed-it-rihanna-takes-a-tumble-on-stage/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/12/in-case-u-missed-it-rihanna-takes-a-tumble-on-stage/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 15:46:55 +0000 LexAve http://str8nyc.com/?p=38102 Tweet

While checking my inbox I came across this hilarious clip of Rihanna taking a tumble (falls at 0:04 mark) while performing in London on Monday night. Looks to me like she’s better at falling than anything else…falling or chocking on a song, regardless we still heart you RiRi.


Check out these candid shots of swag princess RiRi arriving at Merah nightclub in London after her performance. Too much make-up if you ask me…



That same night RiRi is rumored to have dropped a whopping $20,000 in under 3 hours at her after party. According to snitches,


“She turned up with a massive entourage of about 70 people. She ordered thousands of pounds worth of alcohol, including Krug champagne, huge bottles of Grey Goose vodka and trays of Jager-bombs.”

“She had a section of the dancefloor cornered off just for her and when the DJ played her song ‘Rude Boy’ she started gyrating with a bunch of men.”


Oh….the life of the rich and famous. Must be NICE!

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/12/in-case-u-missed-it-rihanna-takes-a-tumble-on-stage/feed/ 21 SNEAK PEEK: KANYE WEST ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”… http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/29/sneak-peek-kanye-west-on-the-cleveland-show/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/29/sneak-peek-kanye-west-on-the-cleveland-show/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:15:53 +0000 LexAve http://str8nyc.com/?p=37466 Tweet

Here’s a sneak peek into this Sunday’s new episode of “The Cleveland Show” with guest appearance by Kanye West. Check out ‘Ye battling Cleveland Brown Jr. over some chick…and no its not Amber Rose. Catch the full episode Sunday, May 2. While you’re watching this, I’ll be checking out the premiere of Boondocks!


Will you tune in?

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/29/sneak-peek-kanye-west-on-the-cleveland-show/feed/ 20 IN CASE U MISSED IT: CANDY SLICE- “MY CHICK BAD” (GLEE REMIX) http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/13/in-case-u-missed-it-candy-slice-my-chick-bad-glee-remix/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/13/in-case-u-missed-it-candy-slice-my-chick-bad-glee-remix/#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:10:14 +0000 LexAve http://str8nyc.com/?p=36736 Tweet

The homies over at OnSmash had me dying with this hilarious comedy spoof of Ludacris’ “My Chick Bad” the remix by the Candy Slice girls. The funny ladies are known for remaking rap songs in acapella. LOL! The chicks killed Diamond, Trina and Eve’s part…AWESOME! Just another reason to love those Glee folks!

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/13/in-case-u-missed-it-candy-slice-my-chick-bad-glee-remix/feed/ 10 KERI HILSON F*UCKS UP THE NATIONAL ANTHEM! http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/01/keri-hilson-fucks-up-the-national-anthem/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/01/keri-hilson-fucks-up-the-national-anthem/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:59:37 +0000 J'More http://str8nyc.com/?p=36006 Tweet

Yesterday, Georgia peach Keri Hilson sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” at the Atlanta Hawks vs. Los Angeles Lakers game and straight up butchered the sh*t out of it!  Bad enough she didn’t know the words, but could’ve at least made sure her vocals were tight.

Peep the video…

Fresh out of house arrest T.I. made his debut at the game and was  joined by fellow ATL natives Monica, Young Jeezy, and Bobby Valentino.

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/04/01/keri-hilson-fucks-up-the-national-anthem/feed/ 6 IN CASE U MISSED IT: VP JOE BIDDEN DROPS F- BOMB ON LIVE TV… http://str8nyc.com/2010/03/24/in-case-u-missed-it-vp-joe-bidden-drops-f-bomb-on-live-tv/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/03/24/in-case-u-missed-it-vp-joe-bidden-drops-f-bomb-on-live-tv/#comments Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:50:52 +0000 LexAve http://str8nyc.com/?p=35586 Tweet

Check out Vice President Joe Biden introduce President Obama and his new healthcare bill is a “big f*cking deal”. Who let crazy Joe Bidden near a mic?! LOL.


Seriously! What’s the big deal?

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/03/24/in-case-u-missed-it-vp-joe-bidden-drops-f-bomb-on-live-tv/feed/ 2 “SNL” CLOWNS “WE ARE THE WORLD REMAKE”…LMAO! http://str8nyc.com/2010/02/28/snl-clowns-we-are-the-world-remake-lmao/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/02/28/snl-clowns-we-are-the-world-remake-lmao/#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:16:47 +0000 LexAve http://str8nyc.com/?p=34132 Tweet

This week’s Saturday Night Live hosted by Jennifer Lopez kicked off by cracking jokes on Quincy Jones’ “We Are the World” remake for Haiti Relief. “We Are The World 3″ raising awareness of the “We Are The World 2″ disaster. Peep JLo doing her best Rihanna impression…lol.

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