In the latest issue of People magazine, Usher admits what we already knew–his marriage to cougar Tameka Foster just wasn’t going to work.

“I appreciate the relationship for what it was,” he says. “Even though it didn’t work out, I’m glad we got together. I love her as the mother of my children; we just couldn’t be married.”

So what happened? Well, according to the R&B singer they fought over everything from parenting to his hectic schedule.

“We’re two different people,” he says, “and we have two different goals. It just was never going to work out 100 percent.”

The Hot97 DJ later deleted the diss from his time line, but not before CMilian peeped the tweet and she fired back with:

“@funkmasterflex when will u just leave me alone and get a life? I swear all uve ever done is pick on me. What’s ur problem dude? Go away.”

And shortly after she deleted her response…but not before FunkFlex quickly retracted his lame statement and apologized via his twitter account:

It’s officially over for what used to be Hip-hop’s royal couple, Nas and Kelis. Their four year marriage has finally come to an end and we’re pretty sure both parties are relieved that it’s over. So ladies what does this mean for you?! Well, you now have a chance at throwing some booty over Nas’ way. But, don’t get it twisted just ’cause Kelis is no longer Mrs. Jones, don’t expect Nas to wife up or knock up any chicks any time soon.

But for those groupies looking to bag Nasty Nas please keep this in mind…

5. YOUR OOCHIE WALLY GOTTA BANG-BANG!- You gotta be a brave girl ready and willing to do your thing.

4. YOU GOTTA THROW IT LIKE A STALLION- Who knows, you just might wind up wearing his  medallion.

3. YOU GOTTA HELP HIM TRY TO “RULE THE WORLD”- Help him open every cell in Attica and help send all those n*ggas back to Africa.

2. YOU GOTTA HELP HIM STACK UP HIS PAPER- Cause money is Nas’ “main” bitch ’cause she keeps a n*gga rich.

1. YOU GOTTA KNOW THAT “HE IS THE TRUEST”- Be able to name a rapper that he ain’t influence.

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/28/str8-talk-nas-officially-single-ladies-line-up/feed/ 2 http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/18/str8-snitchin-swizz-beatz-a-deadbeat-dad/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/18/str8-snitchin-swizz-beatz-a-deadbeat-dad/#comments Tue, 18 May 2010 14:34:34 +0000 J'More http://str8nyc.com/?p=38307 Tweet

Instead of thinking about giving away a million bucks, rapper/producer Swizz Beatz better give ex-wife Mashonda some bread. Their divorce was finalized two weeks ago, but Mashonda isn’t done with him just yet! Shorty wants his trifling a$$ to pay up–especially since he’s about to marry homewrecker Alicia Keys. According to the NY Daily News, word is Mashonda is taking his cheating a$$ to Manhattan Supreme Court so she can finally get all the money he owes her  in alimony and child support payments which happens to be $334,000! WOW!

Alicia has Swizz that whipped that he’s completely forgotten about his responsibilities?

In 2005, Hip-hop matrimony took place between Nas and Kelis. While, we thought they were destined to be together till death did them part, boy were we shocked when Kelis filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences”. Word is Nas was getting N-A-S-T-Y with random broads among other things, which unfortunately caused the split.

Now, we didn’t think Kelis would actually go through with the divorce, but she shocked us  again when sh*t took a turn for the worst especially after she made it seem like she was dead broke.  We love Kelis, but she definitely OD’d when she asked Nas to hit her up with $20,o00 for a baby stroller and pay for all of her expenses. And most recently, Nas was ordered to hand over a sh*t load of money to Kelis to pay her legal fees, child support, accounting expenses, and spousal support.

We’re pretty sure Nas didn’t think  Kelis would take his a$$ through the ringer and neither did we. There’s no denying that Nas wants to get this divorce over with and so does Kelis, but now she’s gone a bit too far by making it extremely difficult for Nas to see his son Knight. When Kelis filed for divorce, Nas made it clear that he wanted to be “fully involved” in raising their son. Nas recently vented to Vibe magazine:

“My son was born with ice grills, so when his mom feels in the mood she sends pictures. If not, its hell. It’s hell trying to figure that out, trying to get him—I’ll just leave it at that. It’s hell. A man shouldn’t go through that shit, but it’s another story I’ma tell at a different time.”

Why is it that when sh*t goes sour, baby mamas go crazy?! They do spiteful things in an attempt to hurt their baby daddy, when in reality they’re only making themselves look dumb. Ladies, why must we always make things so difficult? If a brotha wants to be involved in his child’s life…let him! We complain when a brotha is a deadbeat, yet in some instances we “create” the deadbeat. A dude is not going to want to deal with a chick who goes haywire every time he comes to pick up his child. And things are worse especially if the brotha has a girl. Why must baby mama’s make things difficult for their baby daddy’s girl? Ladies, take heed! Shorty has nothing to do with your baby daddy drama, so why give her the side-eye when he brings her around or even worse request that he doesn’t bring the kid around her. I mean if shorty was his side piece while he was with you, then by all means give them both hell but if that’s not the case…learn to grow up and be a woman and more importantly a good mother.

]]> http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/17/str8-talk-baby-mama-drama-nas-kelis-edition/feed/ 22 http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/05/kelis-is-hurting-nas-pockets-literally/ http://str8nyc.com/2010/05/05/kelis-is-hurting-nas-pockets-literally/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 01:21:51 +0000 J'More http://str8nyc.com/?p=37900 Tweet

Times are really hard for Nas so much so that he’s crying broke! Apparently,  Nas has begged a judge to reduce the amount of money he has to fork over to ex-wifey Kelis because he simply can’t afford it. Really? According to court documents obtained by TMZ, the Queens rapper claims he makes “substantially less than” what the court has ordered him to pay and has asked the judge to take a second look at his finances and re-calcuate his child support payments.

Poor Nas…

Don’t expect Nas and Kelis to kiss and make up–ever!  Apparently, Kelis doesn’t ever want to give Nas another taste of her milkshake! According to TMZ, the singer has filed papers asking the court to speed up their divorce. In court documents filed last week, Kelis said, “it would be in the best interest of both of us if our marital status is terminated as soon as possible”. Apparently, Kelis is worried that legal proceedings will take years to figure out, so she’s asking the judge give her a divorce ASAP and to deal with “all other issues” later. Looks like there really isn’t a chance for these two ’cause Kelis is really “over” Nas. She stated,

“I believe there is no possibility of reconciliation with [Nas].”

Damn…Nas got Kelis begging for a divorce! He must have really did her dirty ’cause this is turning into one messy a$$ divorce. R. Kelly said it best, “When a woman’s fed up, it ain’t nothing you can do about it”.

These past few days have been really tough for Nas. Earlier this week, the rapper found out just how expensive Kelis’ milkshake is after he was ordered to hit her off with over $300,000. According to Nas, he’s just ready to put all the divorce drama behind him and move on with his life. He says,

“All I want to do is make music and raise my kids. Nothing else matters.”

I hear that Mr. Jones! Realtalk, it really would’ve been cheaper just to keep her. How is Nas gonna hit Kelis off with all this bread?! Does he even make that much?! Granted he’s not a flashy guy, so I’m pretty sure he has a nice lil’ stash somewhere…I hope.