Looks like MediaFakeOut is still up to its no-good tricks—making up stories. Back in September the Queen of Hip-Hop Soul, Mary J. Blige revealed that she had no plans to adopt children because her hectic schedule would make her a “poor parent”. Well, the folks over at MediaTakeOut now have Mary on preggo watch. Apparently, this all began because Mary opted to leave her form fitting clothes at home and wore a maxi dress to the AFI Fest 2009 Screening of “Precious” earlier this week. According to Mary’s mouthpiece, there isn’t a “slight” bit of truth to the story…it’s simply “not true”. Check out the pic in question below.

What baby bump?! Either I’m blind or there isn’t one to begin with.

In related news, Mary will be belting out the “Star Spangled Banner” at Game 6 of the World Series matchup between the Yankees and the Phillies at Yankee Stadium tonight!

Well, it looks like Essence magazine was right all along! Back in April, the publication reported that Jennifer Hudson was eating for two, however J. Hud’s mouthpiece immediately squashed the rumor claiming that there was no way it was true. However, The Chicago Tribune reports that a baby shower was recently held for the songstress in Chicago. Jennifer’s longtime friend, singer/actress Felicia Fields revealed to the paper, 

“It was a baby shower, a quiet gathering of friends and mostly family. They’re really trying to keep it kind of quiet. It was a nice time that we had”.

Felicia didn’t want to go into detail about the baby’s due date, but when asked if Jennifer received blue or pink gifts she told the paper, “They don’t know [the gender]. More yellow”.

If Jennifer and David are trying to keep the pregnancy underwraps, why did Felicia feel the need to open her big mouth?!

So, what’s a girl to do when she finds out she’s expecting?! Well, if she’s carrying the pussy monster’s baby she might as well cash in or in Lauren London’s case cop a box of Kleenex! Word is Lauren London wasn’t all smiles when she found out she was preggo with Lil Wayne’s baby. However, she has come to terms with the pregnancy and realizes that she made a huge mistake that will plague her for the rest of her life. Apparently, the two have agreed that they will raise their child together. According to Lauren’s mouthpiece speaking on her behalf,

“At first we weren’t happy about the pregnancy but now we are fine. Wayne and I will happily raise this baby together”.

Although the two seem to be amicable about the situation, Lauren still isn’t happy about being added to Lil Wayne’s growing list of baby mama’s. Snitches say Lauren wanted to get rid of the baby from jump, but Lil Wayne wouldn’t let her. Apparently he threatened her ass about going public with the baby news and revealing to everyone that she had an abortion. Considering not only her reputation but her career as well, Lauren decided to go ahead with the pregnancy.

A snitch explains,

“Lauren is letting everyone close know this is not what she planned.  She’s mainly worried what effects this will have on her career.  She doesn’t want to be stigmatized as just Lil Wayne’s baby mama”.

Real talk, why would she even f*ck Lil Wayne without a condom?! Dude is rapping about wishing he could f*ck every girl in the world, Lord knows if he’s even close to reaching his goal. Anywhoo, the damage is done…smh!