
He’s a shell of his former self, he officially crash landed. Now, we’re hearing rumors, he’s in need of a kidney transplant, to protect his privacy, he will not allow his name to be made public on a kidney donor list.
Instead, we have heard allegations that he’s shopping for a kidney on the black market. And, he’s willing to pay big money for it!
This fits right in with his current behavior. To escape the paparazzi’s prying eyes, his security team uses a decoy to throw the media off the scent while our celebrity is whisked away to a private air strip to board a plane, destination: The Dominican Republic.
This is where he reups on a variety of pills he’s addicted to.
Since he likes to shop the black and gray markets, don’t be surprised if he shops for something more sinister since he can’t seem to control this disturbing impulse.
Who is he?
February 4th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Eminem?
February 4th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
It’s Michael Jackson
February 4th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
This one was easy..Wacko Jacko