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WHAT’S SARAH PALIN TO DO NEXT?!

WHAT’S SARAH PALIN TO DO NEXT?!


Now that the republican party is officially out for the count…or at least for the next 4 years, what’s a maverick Alaskan moose hunter like Sarah Palin to do?! As much as we despised her inaptitude, you can’t deny the woman was a great source of entertainment. (Think SNL) Eventhough a career in politics is not her forte, we can’t help but wonder what’s next for Sarah? Urban Daily’s Kevin Clark offers the maverick a few suggestions:

Be A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader:

With her down-home sensibilities and killer smile, Governor Palin can easily trade her Alaskan cold shoulder for a blazing hot blue and silver cheerleading uniform thus driving crowds into a frenzy. Besides… with “America’s Team” falling on hard times, Governor Palin can use the skills she learned during the McCain campaign to bring a smile to everyone down in the Lone Star state.

Become the “White Oprah”:

Her easy-going nature and charm can get her on any TV in America. In fact, the other white Oprah (zing!) can put her money where her mouth is and invest in another entertainment asset that will go along with her collection of Dr. Phil and Rachel Ray. Palin can touch on the issues that are really top priority in America: when to run from a black person, how to answer a question without answering it and why dating an older man who’s married is a gift and a curse.

And what about Playboy and Dancing With The Stars?… View more of K.Clark’s suggestions HERE

Tags Posted under Funny Shit, Politics by LexAve

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