THINGS THEY SAY: FLAVA FLAV ON LOSING VIRGINITY…

THINGS THEY SAY: FLAVA FLAV ON LOSING VIRGINITY…

In a recent interview with Complex.com, 49-year-old rapper/hype-man/tv reality star, Flava Flav, claims he lost his virginity when he was just 6-years-old. SAY WHAT?! **Trying not choke on my vomit** Check out the nasty details the fool revealed:

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?
Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.
Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.
Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!

It’s bad enough I wonder how those gutter butt b*tches on the show swapped spit with the dude…but now this sick imagery of old foo foo getting his sex on at 6 is haunting me. TMI, nicca…TMI!

Posted under Things They Say by LexAve