ITTY BITTY TIDBITS!

Author: J'More  //  Category: Tidbits

kimorarussell.jpg LMAO! That’s right ya’ll, Stankmora got this cash cow on lock! Russell Simmons’ ex-wife, Kimora Lee Simmons is demanding he pay $480,000 in child support as part of their divorce settlement. Chi-Ching$$$ In documents filed on June 25 at Los Angeles Superior Court, Kimora asked for $20,000 per month for each of their two daughters. The court documents suggest that Uncle Russ should be expected to pay this amount each month until 2019 for both Ming Lee and Aoki. However, both parties have asked the court to deny spousal support. Damn, does it really take $40,000 a month to raise two damn kids?! Some people don’t even make that much in a damn year!

jayyankee.jpgJay-Z has plans to expand his empire which already includes Roc-A-Fella Records, 40/40 Club, Rocawear, Armadale vodka and being a shareholder in the NJ Nets. Now, you would think that having all of that would be enough for Jay, but it isn’t. Jay wants a piece of the NY Yankees too! Jay-Z told London’s Time Out magazine,

“Someone told me yesterday that someone else had a piece of the New York Yankees - ‘We wanna talk to you, yadda yadda yadda.’ I mean, I love the Yankees so I’m in the middle of following that through, but sometimes it comes to be nothing”.

Jay definitely lets it be known that he’s not a business man…he is a BUSINESS, man!

kanyebet.jpgAfter the tragic death of his mother, bill collectors have been hittin’ Kanye West up demanding that he pay off Donda’s debts which have incurred by delayed payments on her condo in Illinois. When Donda West passed away back in Nov. of ‘07, Kanye inherited $250,000 of assets from his mother, but she owed more than $600, 000 plus interest for the condo at the time of her death. Now, ‘Ye has to been ordered to cough up $600,000 to settle the mortgage on his late mother’s crib which shouldn’t be a problem cuz his ass is rollin’ in dough!

GAG ALERT! LAMBCHOP GOES HOLLYWOOD!

Author: LexAve  //  Category: H.A.M., Idiot Box

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Our favorite tranny, New York, is back and looking more trannilicious than ever! Check out some new promo shots for New York’s new Vh1 reality show “New York Goes To Hollywood.”

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Hold up! Was that a nut slip on that first pic?!

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I’m guessing New York is trying to give Lil’ Kim a run for her money on the surgery tip…peep her new titay job. TM (too much!)

View more of the f*ckery HERE

SPOTLIGHT: “NO TIGHT CLOTHES” ALLOWED

Author: LexAve  //  Category: Fashion, Spotlight


Kanye made it cool to wear tight baggy clothes…but now TSF (Thug Slaughter Force) says HELL NO to the trend. This Brooklyn based rap group claims those sagging jeans cinched tightly below the hips—is causing some confusion. “No Tight Clothes” is their protest against the trend and their idea of breaking into the rap game.

“The tight clothes—what, the boys is gay now? Boys walking around thinking they girls, girls walking around thinking they boys . . . No wonder all the girls are dating girls—because the boys are gay!”

WOW!

Read their story on this anti-tight gear movement.

I’m saying, does the clothes really make the man? And if so, does tight jeans make him gay? I’m sure Kanye got some thoughts on this…

ON THE SET: MORE FROM BEYONCE’S “OBSESSED”

Author: LexAve  //  Category: On the Set

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Check out Idris Elba laying a juicy one on Beyonce during a scene for their new flick “Obsessed”. If Jay was in a tizzy about Sean Paul performing with Be back in the day, I wonder how he feels about this?! Supposedly this an emotional scene where she reunited with hubby played by Idris. Beyonce runs to her car and grabs her child while wearing a ripped t-shirt covered in blood….sounds intense, right?? On another note, wonder how many takes did they need to get the kissing scene on point.

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Something about Beyonce holding that baby makes me believe she’s ready for motherhood- she just looks very motherly…then again what do I know, I ain’t got no kids.

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CIARA DITCHES SINGING FOR THE RUNWAY…

Author: J'More  //  Category: Fashion, Things They Say

ciara.JPGIt seems like Ciara is tired of singing because she has her eyes set on the fashion world.  Ciara, who is currently the face of Rocawear, has inked a deal with Wilhelmina Models and also plans to launch her own fashion line with the department store Steve & Barry’s, following in the footsteps of Sex And The City star, Sarah Jessica Parker’s “Bitten” line.

She says,

“Modelling has always been one of my aspirations. But I was insecure about my height. I thought I was 5 foot 7 inches but I just found out that I’m 5 foot 8 inches so I’m really excited about that. I have a couple of cool things that I’m working on. The coolest thing about Steve & Barry’s is they cater to everyday people. I won’t say that my line will be like theirs, I want to stay true to who I am, but most importantly it has to be affordable.”

Glad to hear CiCi realized the singing thing wasn’t her forte, now if only Cassie’s non-singing ass could have the same revelation…

STR8-UP LINKS!

Author: LexAve  //  Category: Links

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Are you feeling Trey Songz’ new look?!-> THE FURY
After the party, is the After Party…BET Style-> THAT HOT SEAT
Betcha u aint neva seen Mashonda (Swizz Beats’ ex-wife) like this! -DAJAZ 1
Check out the Knowles overload at Solange’s Bday bash!-> NECOLE BITCHIE
Who rocks it best?! Toni Braxton or Amerie?-> URBAN HOOPLA
Kanye & those stupid shades strike again!-> ALL THAT’S FAB

PEEP JLO’S POST BABY BODY…

Author: LexAve  //  Category: Fresh Candids

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Image via FadedYouth

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were snapped spending the day by the pool at a hotel in Tenerife, Spain with twins Max and Emme, on Tuesday. Check out La Lopez post baby body in a sexy white bikini meanwhile skeletor hubby bared his bones for the pap. Lopez is looking good for giving birth to twins back in February. As for Marc, when will the tabs tap into the manorexic story here. I’m saying…if the camera adds 10 pounds or so, just imagine how skinny dude really is.

CIARA & CHRIS BROWN…TOO HOT FOR TV!

Author: LexAve  //  Category: Awards Show

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Just couldn’t pass up on posting these hot pics…ya know RiRi was burning. I see you CiCi getting your Janet Jackson freak on….get ‘em gurl!

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For some reason, the pics capture their chemistry better than the video…just too hot! I hope RiRi was taking notes…that is to better her performances.
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FONZWORTH BENTLEY SET TO TURN OUT THUGS!

Author: LexAve  //  Category: Idiot Box, News Bites

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Diddy’s ex-boy toy and former umbrella-carrying, bow tie-wearing assistant, Fonzworth Bentley, is premiering his new reality show. On July 15th MTV’s will preimiere its latest reality competition series From G’s to Gents at 10p executive produced by Jamie Foxx. Fonzworth Bentley will mentor and life-coach the young male contestants as they participate in various challenges to shed their street swagger and put them to the ultimate challenge of their lives “pull up their pants, check their egos and transform them into true gentlemen.” The winner will receive $100,000 to start their new life. Can 14 hardcore thugs be made over? Guest stars include business mogul Master P, food and wine expert Ted Allen, music producer Irv Gotti, designer Ozwald Boateng and platinum recording artists Danity Kane. This should interesting. Sidebar: The premise of the show seems more BET’s alley.

IN CASE U MISSED IT: BET AWARDS ‘08 HIGHLIGHTS

Author: LexAve  //  Category: Awards Show, New Video


Usher opened up the awards with his hit “Love In This Club”. As much as I love me some Usher, for an opener his set was kind of weak. I would’ve enjoyed it better if Ursh perfomed the remix to this joint…bringing out Jeezy, T.I. and maybe even Beyonce. Now that would’ve gotten the show started right!


One of the kings of hip hop, Mr. West joined Young Jeezy for a stellar performance of “Put On”. They got it poppin’!


Keyshia Cole hit the stage to perform “Heaven Sent” and “Let It Go”. I’m a Keyshia fan but seriouly this chick needs a lesson or two on how to put on a show. Keyshia on wax is hot but Keyshia on live is an absolute flop. If it wasn’t for Lil’ Kim’s barbie looking ass, Keyshia’s set would’ve really sucked. Lil’ Kim saved it.


Ne-Yo got the crowd going with his club banger “Closer”. I swear this song makes the thuggist dude loss his cool and break out his pink feathers. Granted Ne-Yo ain’t much of a dancer but he did his thing with all the shufflin’ & kickin’ footwork. Heyyyyyy!


Alicia Keys did her thing with “Teenage Love Affair”. And ya know Keys paid homage to some old school heads including SWV, En Vogue, and TLC.


T-Boz sounded a bit too rough and flat for me…I mean I know its been minute since her performing days but next time drink some tea and prep that throat. SWV needs to ease up on the buffet and work it out like En Vogue. Overall it was nice to see all the ladies hit the stage.


Rev. Al Green was honored with the lifetime achievement award and blazed his set with a tune of oldies but goodies. True Legend! Before his set, Jill Scott, Anthony Hamilton, and OMG! Maxwell did their renditions of some Al Green joints. Maxwell maybe looking totally different but he still got that ill voice…still gives you chills.


The dirty south got it in with performances by T-Pain, Flo-Rida, Rick Ross, DJ Khaled, & Ludacris. WOW! T-Pain got his hype-man on. Peep the video at 4:47, when the camera got on Lil’ Wayne…he looked real hyped and ready to jump on stage. Lol. Ludacris killed it…no lie!


After bagging the best male RnB artist award, Chris Brown performed “With You” and then killed the show with the best dance duo set of the night with Ciara to “Take You Down”. His vocals were a bit weak but the dancing was on point. BET stay instigating some mess….when Ciara & Chris did their sexual romping like dancing the cameras quickly got a shot of Rihanna’s reaction. Too funny. Realtalk, I think Chris Brown got the game on lock and Usher needs to step up it. Peep the ill move when Ciara slides down Chris’ back and he props her back up by “kicking” her head….so sick!


After four years outta the game, BET decided to give Nelly a shot at keeping the crowd amped by letting him perform his new joints “Stepped on My Jays” and “Party People” featuring Ciara, JD, and Fergie. Prior to the set, Nelly got a weird introduction by D.L. Hughley where it suddenly got interjected by Ashanti. Poor Nelly and Ashanti are really struggling to stay relevant…so sad! Ciara of course killed it once again and sported a new wig, clearly she got a kick outta all this role playing. As for Fergie, shorty was way off! Usually she’s extra hype and all over the stage, last night she seemed a bit laid back and stiff…could it be because of the baby bump? Hmmm….


Rihanna maybe the hottest artist out today but her perfomances are straight weak. If you look closely, when the camera did crowd cutaways you can see people on their blackberrys and sidekicks…BORING! Of course Chris Brown played sing-a-long.


Lil’ Wayne won “Viewer’s Choice” award and closed out the 3 hour telecast with a major performance of “A Millie” alongside hype man T-Pain aka T-Wayne. I expected more from Weezy but assuming he was sober he didn’t really let loose like usual.

Overall the awards show was ok, nothing spectacular. It lacked some major star quality (i.e. Jay-Z, Beyonce, & 50 Cent) and suspense and jaw dropping moments. After all was done…BET did their thing but now I’m looking forward to what the MTV Music Award has in store this year.

GUESS WHO?! STICKY FINGERS…

Author: LexAve  //  Category: Blind Item

This faded black star has hit rock bottom hard! Like a lot of celebrities, he loves drugs, the finer things in life and women.When everything came to a screeching halt, he did the unthinkable. He gathered his boys and latched a plan, they would use his faded celebrity to gain entry into top clubs (where women didn’t check their purses) and proceed to steal the purses of the famous and not so famous female patrons.The scheme worked at two clubs, including the former (ultra private club) “Xenii.” Soon, the word got out and they were refused entry into every club in Hollywood.

Our faded celebrity latched a second plan, he would attend parties and try and get the attention of A-list female stars. He would then seduce them and get them sexually addicted, move in and become a kept man. Only thing, his appearance and odor was so bad, no woman would give him the time of day.

Who Is He?

-Panachereport