Subscribe To Our Rss Feed!Follow Us On Twitter!Become A Fan!Subscribe to Our vids! Add to GlobalGrind!

5 REASONS WHY KIZZY SHOULD DO PLAYBOY!

kellyrowland.jpg

Surely, many of you have already heard Kelly Rowland is looking to pose for Playboy. Now we at, StraightOuttaNYC, find this to be flat out lie, sorry MTO you need more people!… come to think of it, it wouldn’t be such a bad a idea for this former Destiny Child. Here our top 5 reasons why Kelly should bare her milk dudes to the world…

1. TO BOOST ALBUM SALES! (Lawd knows she needs it!)
2. TO PROVE ONCE & FOR ALL, WHO’S THE BADDEST DESTINY CHILD…NOT YOU, BEYONCE!
3. TO PISS OFF PAPA KNOWLES (Would love to see this man spazz out, wouldn’t you?)
4. TO SHOW OFF HER NEWLY PURCHASED TATAS (Have u seen those bikini candids?? Kizzy so upgraded from A cup to full B)
5. AND FINALLY, BREAK OUT OF THE MONOTOMY OF BEYONCE’S SHADOW!

BONUS: TO SHOW DWAYNE WADE WHAT HE’S BEEN MISSING!

Leave ya “Feedback!”

This post was written by

LexAve – who has written posts on STR8NYC.COM.
Corporate Misses by day...Blogger extraordinaire by night!

Email

Related posts:

CHRIS BROWN UNDERGOING ANGER MANAGEMENT & FEARS FOR HIS LIFE
KELIS HITS THE BEACH + MORE TIDBITS ON NAS DIVORCE...
STR8 SNITCHIN': SOULJA BOY LOVES COKE + KAT STACK'S LOOSE CHEEKS...
Posted under Rumors by

4 Responses


Str8 Snitchin'!...

Name Your Message
Email Website * We know you have something to say