BIG WEAVE + PLASTIC FACE= A HOT MESS!

BIG WEAVE + PLASTIC FACE= A HOT MESS!

Vivica Fox attended the BET Honors Awards last night. Aunt Viv, this is an award show not a damn beauty pagent. The big hair and clown face ain’t necessary, just ’cause people wanna bring the ’80’s back doesn’t give her any right…I’m just saying. In other related news, looks like there’s gonna be a slight delay on that rumored sex tape. Aunt Viv is setting the record straight this time by telling PEOPLE, “it simply doesn’t exist.”

“Vivica does not have a sex tape. If I did, I would be making my own money off of it. As a 43-year-old woman, I would never allow a man to put me in that position. If you see me having a love scene, it’s going to be choreographed in a movie, and be fabulous.”

Ok, ok Viv…we get it! But why are you reffering to yourself in the third person? Ain’t that crazy talk?? Sex tape or not, I tell you… this bitch is still crazy.

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